Movie script?

This story could - and should - be a movie script or at least fodder for a stand up comedian. I wonder if large amounts of vodka were involved in this exploit. 'Yeah we'll steal that JCB, put it through the window of the bank grab the loot and then make a high speed getaway in our high performance,discreetly bright yellow, people carrier'. Desperate times, desperate measures.

This reminds me of a episode of Citizen Smith from about thirty years ago. The one where he steals a Chieftain Tank from Salisbury Plains, gets some target practice in on the local gnomes in his local suburb, then tries to use it storm the Houses of Parliament. Only to be told very politely by the policeman on duty that they are all away on summer recess. They don't make them like that anymore (I wonder why).